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All Hands On Dick
Aloha HHH
2001
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Yacht racing, "All Hands On Deck!"… get
it?
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Betty
Krapper
Las Vegas HHH
2003
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Krapped in a flour bag, after haring.
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Blueberry
Hill-Less
Las Vegas HHH
2004
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Named when I bought a tie dyed blue shirt, I
ripped off the big gold tag that says "wash before wearing" and
put it on and ran in it in the middle of summer. I was hot at the end
and took it off; I had turned blue. The
hill-less part comes from telling Nero about a surgery I had at 16, hence I
came to be known as Blueberry hill-less.
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Bread
Box
Colorado Springs Pikes Peak HHH
2000
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“Attached” to Yeastee Boy.
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Burning
Bush
Las Vegas Resur-Erection HHH
1998
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Red
hair, you figure out the rest!
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BVDiva
Long Beach HHH
1999
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Named after the underwear (BVD’s) and no you
don’t want to know!.
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Crappuccino
Las Vegas HHH
2004
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Named such because I work at a coffee shop chain.
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Cunter
S Thompson
Las Vegas HHH
2006
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Showed up to 2nd hash (which was a Tacky Tourist Hash),
in Fear & Loathing/Hunter S Thompson ensemble, since then lived up to
name, will drink or do any gonzo thing, at least twice.
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Fat
Bastard
Bel-Scot HHH
1998
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Caught and ate “Mini-Me” after a long night
of camping, streaking, drinking, and hashing.
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GI Ho
Las Vegas Resur-Erection HHH
1998
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You don't even wanna know.
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Gives
Good Head
Las Vegas HHH
2006
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I am a psychologist and I fell and bruised both my knees
on a dark desert run.
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Glad
He Ate Her
Rome HHH
1992
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Mother hash Rome, named when movie Gladiator came out.
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Golden
Eagle
Las Vegas Resur-Erection HHH
1998
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I earned my hash name by being the first female to
urinate on a 5-foot statue of an eagle at a Boy Scout camp.
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Have
Shit / Will Travel
Heartland HHH
1992
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I sell SHIT and TRAVEL to do it.
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HeadBanger
Las Vegas HHH
2004
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Has trouble walking and following trail without hitting
objects. Named for running into a big pole on trail.
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Hop-Along
Catastrophe
Viva La$ Vega$ HHH
2001
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I tend to twist my ankles while running.
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Hot
Pussy Injection (Hot P.I.)
Las Vegas Resur-Erection HHH
2001
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Hot PI was because I always was leaving the night time
hashes early because I was cat sitting my girlfriends diabetic cat and had
to give it insulin shots by a certain time or it would go into diabetic
shock or some shit.
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Hunka
Hunka Burnin' Shit
Las Vegas Resur-Erection HHH
1998
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Got the Hash thrown out of the On-On-On at "The
Roadhouse" after animatedly declaring the 300lb. Elvis impersonator
was a "Hunka Hunka Burnin Shit".
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Hyper
Cunt
Viva La$ Vega$ HHH
2001
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Often more enthusiastic than others… one might say
Hyper!
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Koresh
Agana HHH
1993
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Take a look at me, I look like a famous cult leader and
often lead people astray.
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Kracka
Osan Bulgolgi HHH
2002
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I got my name from.... well meet me and enjoy yourself.
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Loo
Tenant
Izmir HHH
1994
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In a Hash party in Izmir, and I got locked in the
"loo" for 2 hours. I couldn't open the door. There was
radio, candles, magazines, and my beer! So I sat down and enjoyed it in the
only bathroom of the party. They had to break the door. Turns out I was so
drunk to figure out how to open the door from inside!
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Martha
Fucking Stewart
Rude Puss - Allentown HHH
1998
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After I moved to San Diego, I had co-workers
from Philly in town and did a BBQ for them on the back patio which had a
beautiful view. I used cloth napkins, tablecloth, etc. My guests
made the comment that ‘God Dude, you moved from Philadelphia to San Diego and you turned into Martha Fucking Stewart - it stuck.
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Mudrock
Melbourne HHH
1972
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Members of my mother hash had trouble with my surname,
Murdoch, so I got Mudrock.
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Multiple
Horsegasm
Las Vegas HHH
2005
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I love horses and I'm multi-orgasmic
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Nero
Bahrain HHH
1984
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Although I've been hashing since 1984, I wasn't named
until 1992. I was in the Navy at the time and was stationed in Naples,
Italy and we had a toga hash hosted by the Rome hash. As we exited our
bus, the native Romans looked at me and pointed and "Nero, Nero."
The rest as they say is history!
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Poke-A-Cuntess
Long Beach HHH
1996
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I can blame Last Train to C*ntsville for my hash presence
today. My name is due to the fact that I'm part Indian and Fruit of the
Loom graced me with this forever. :-) I have recently transplanted to
Las Vegas in May 2006 and have found a great group of people who have made
me feel very at home. Thanks LVHHH!
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Premature E-Whackulation
Las Vegas HHH
2005
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I whipped out a gas-powered "Daiquiri Whacker"
and made frosty cold drinks early one Sunday morning, after a long, cold
night of camping in the woods with the pack. I also offered a
Premature Beer Check the day before when the pack raided my Jeep of my
personal beer and snacks since I parked right on the flour.
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Penis
Coladas
San Diego HHH
1990
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Named after the Roman God Collotus, which translates
into "man
with large penis that smells like coconut"
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RedLite-KonDuctor
Angels City PI - HHH
1988
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Got my namin’ for stoppin’ security police
in Angels City on New Years Eve (taken home by the cops) and still
completed the trail.
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Sad
Bastard
Hiroshima HHH
1996
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I told them I like to ride the trains to pick up school
girls.
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Spear
Chucker
Las Vegas HHH
2004
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I spent idle time lobbing spears with an Atlatl
handcrafted by the illustrious WD40 at a LVHHH event.
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Special
Ed
Subic Bay HHH
1996
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Name suggested by a former student who considered my
radical departure from normal conversation/behavior to be 'retarded'.
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Tuna
Taco
Long Beach HHH
1990
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I am Mexican and Japanese.
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Upchuck and Die
??? HHH
19?? |
I was a tool and die maker at work. Chucking up cutters and making
steel dies.
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WD-40
Las Vegas Resur-Erection HHH
1999
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Something to do with being caught loitering on trail
with a hasher named Rusty Nuts (Now St. Rusty Nuts.)
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Yeastee
Boy
Colorado Springs Pikes Peak HHH
1998
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Likes to make beer and bread. Big time Homebrew
dude. Taste my Lake Mead Mead sometime.
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