Wankers & Diddlers of the LVHHH.  Welcome to run Hip’s birthday trail and she’s calling it a onsie trail because she doesn’t wanna wear clothes. Cum in your PJs and be COVID comfy.

Your hares, Eager Beaver (she’s baaaack) and Hips Don’t Lie will lead you to the beer.

3:00p.m. Show, 3:30 p.m. Go.

To get to the box:

Go to 2807 Via Florentine Street. Henderson, NV 89074. Look for half-minds in their onsies

Bring $5.00 hash cash, flashlight and water, a virgin, thirst for golden nectar, and a second virgin – we like virgins at our hash. This trail is dog friendly.

Don’t bring COVID-19 or dirty butt toys.