ALL KENNELS:

SET THE HASH HOTLINE

Set the hash hotline the day prior to your trail. 

After dialing the hotline (702) 390-HASH

press *HARE (*4273), do not pause between * and numbers

press 3 for the Main Menu

press 1 for the Greetings Menu

press 1 for Personal Greeting

EMAIL THE COPS

Email the cops by the Friday prior to your trail. It always works out better for us if The Man shows up and already knows about us and our use of flour. Use this format:

Subject: Las Vegas Running Group - Flour Marks <insert date> 

To: [email protected]

Detective Ericson, 

I wish to inform you that our running club will be running this <insert date>. We do drop flour to mark our trail. Our location will be around the <north, south, east, west> of <insert area> (i.e. North of Blue Diamond, South of Warm Springs, East of California, West of Ft Apache). Here is a map link <insert link to start location>. 

Any reports of "mysterious white powder" will most likely be our marks of biodegradable household flour. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me. 

<your first name, the one your momma gave you> 

<[email protected]>

LAS VEGAS & THURSTY THIRSTDAY HHH:

UPDATE THE CALENDAR

Update the calendar at least 3 days prior to your trail. Do not update the yahoo group with trail info, the website will do this for you. Updating the website is easy, just log in, click calendar, then choose your hare date and edit. There is no need to provide a map link, the website will create one and include it when it updates the yahoo group. Use this format for trail info:

Your hares will be <insert hash name(s)>.

Time: 3pm Show, 3:30 go! (winter) 5:30 show, 6pm go! (summer)

Bring: $6, whistle, flashlight, vessel, water, & a thirst for the golden nectar.

Do Not Bring: (i.e. dogs, glass bottles, etc.)

On-On!

<insert hash name(s)>

(702) 390-HASH

SIN CITY HHH:

UPDATE THE TYRANT

Send an email to the Tyrant with your trail location by the Friday prior to your trail. You do not need to send an email to the yahoo group or update the calendar.

Need help? Of course you do, you're a half-mind. Email the hareraiser.