Hare: Crappachino
Box: Sunset Park
Oh what a grand trail it was. For a Hare we had the Sleepless Crappachino. For someone who claimed to have been awake for 24 hours he had amazingly fresh pillow-hair.
The pack consisted of Have Shit - Will Travel, Nero, Head Banger, Gives Good Head, Special Ed, and Red Light Conductor. Visitors were Breakfast at Tiffany's, Some Dumb Guy, and Virgin Brett.
We met at Sunset Park, well before sunset. After a sampling of the golden necter the Hare was away. Head Banger gave the chaulk talk. Her presentation was given in a dialect of the Vishkrapa tribe from the upper Mongolia/Siberian border area.
After a Father Abraham the pack was off. First we traversed the grassy knoll by the lake. The hare was clever enough to place the flower on the dirt surrounding the gopher holes. This allowed those with a keen attention to detail to follow trail. The rest of the pack ran helter skelter through the families on picnic, frisbee golfers, and casual walkers yelling RU? Since the Pack chose to communicate in English our actions remained a mystery to the public at large.
Next came the Shiggy. Sparse, but well marked trail, multiple checks, and many chances to leave Blood On Trail!
Soon we entered the 'High Brow Estates'. Flat and fast. However, once inside the Hare led us to the river wash. The trail remained well marked. The twisted Hare used terrain and elevation changes with checks and false trails to keep the pack confused and tight.
Next came walls, fences, ladders, high speed traffic, and even a real 'hole in the wall'! At this point I felt confident that I had earned $3.50 of the $5.00 I had paid to have this much fun.
Soon we got to play 'Dodge-Car at a Busy Intersection' quickly followed by 'ZigZag through the Mexicans waiting for Work'. That brought me up to an even $4.00.
Back across the street and into to Shiggy south of the park. Soft sand, Homeless kamps, and more Zigs than Zags. Leading to a finish at the start.
Lots of laughs with old and new friends. YOU should have been THERE!
Overall it was an excellent live trail. Thank you Crapachino.
Oh, by the way. I certainly hope Breakfast@Tiffany's made it to the concert. IF he REMEMBERS it, well that's another story.