so there i was!

poised at the edge of a lava flow on southern maui as the sun distorted the sky with hue and shade ad-infinitus, waiting for a travelling hasher to step up maui's sub-par hashing dereliction. but the alure of the desert and the 99cent hot dogs was too great, to be sure.

anyways, here i am in saipan, northern marianas. viking schmiking and i have relocated in an attempt to find the most humid place on earth, and by jove.................judging by the decension of my testicles, i think we found it.

y'all should be happy to know that my first hash out, i got hammered by boonie bees and stumbled accross a WWII b-29 all fucked up in the jungle......sweet!

anyways, anyone coming to or through micronesia enroute to indo, oz or wherever, do give a shout. and somebody, please, lay an "ON BACK-69" for me.

also, if you ever need to consult the naming committee emeritus, you know where to find me.

on out

mister doctor reverend martin luther fuck face junior

- Mr. Fuck Face