Round eyes and white women,

Running trail in 98 degrees with 88% humidity was OK, hills too, but when the trail passed through a piggery and I had to 'sit on the ice' for a down-down because the Aussie RA claimed the Yanks cheated in the America's Cup . . . or was it we don't have a decent football (soccer) team . . . it's fuzzy after the first 5-6 beers at the On-In. Which was held at Griffs in Calapadian. Whatever, all I'm really sure of is that my beer was sweating more than I was.

Anyway, Roadwhore, the GM considered me his whipping boy since I haven't retired yet, Fucking Old Man wants to rename me cause the EuroTrash don't get my name, Lollie Pop Hemroid wants all my Vegas Hash attire for the raffle, and Queen AssWipe has let me run a tab in his bar. God! I finally feel needed!

Now to you selfish turds. My coworker Jim left today. With him I sent 10 mugs, 30 shirts, shirts and patches to trade/give away, and 4 plaques. I have additional shirts, more mugs on order, new and improved hats in production, and plans to travel to other PI Hashes to collect additional items to sell, trade, or give away while looking at your breasts. Bottom line - I got two 70 Lbs boxes to fill!

Note to Koresh - I saw them making shirts for Agana H3. I offered to buy a few for you. Expect over runs or seconds. I'll try for better, but expect it used. I haven't done laundry yet.

Mugs - I ordered for all who paid, promised to pay, and those who I'm pretty sure asked for one while I was drunk. So if you don't fall into the above, email me out of list (no witness - no proof). If you don't pay by November it becomes firewood for circle.

Since you've read this far, you must really care. So shall I continue?

I now have a Philippine driver' license - No driving test, but I did take a drug test.

To get back to the house yesterday I had to get out of the car and shoo a dog and 3 goats out of the road.

It's 10:23PM now and the rooster down the road is still at work. Must be greeting the tequilia sunrise in Tuna's hand cause it's been dark since 6:40PM.

Judging by the way the girls treat me I still have Peso-nality. Not bad for 49. But like Highlander - There can be only one!

Back to driving. Those lines on the road? They mean the same to locals as VEGAS hash marks mean to Fat BasTARD. I've taken pictures of PI Hash marks to post on our site once I return. call it my contribution to education.

I went to Corrigidor and traveled part of the Bataan Death March route. Call it scouting for an early 2009 trail by Alcoholiday and I. Tuna, bring a bayonet.

Thanks for reading this far. I'll be back way too soon. Well, for me, not for you. Take care.

Special Ed