Ready to get abducted? Cum all the way north this Friday to Area 69 to see the aliens ? Seriously, we couldn’t be any further north.

WHAT: Area 69 ASSduction trail

WHEN: 8 Feb. 7pm Show, 730 hares away!

WHO: Your hares FMA & Blew Hole will lead you on a 2-4 mile trail to the mother ship?

HARE LIES: There will be no aliens. There may be no humans. Possibly no beer or boobs or packages. There might be some water & water boarding. Definitely some anal probing.

Bring your tin foil hats, doggos and virgins. A thirst for the golden nectar of the Gods, 5$, and headlamps (WSH?)

Hab will be available, including headlamps for sale.

Oh yeah. There may be people shooting at us! Don’t die. Look for the ASSH3 flag and hashers.

HASH WITH THE ASS!