She’ll be cummin round the mountain when she cums! I don’t know about you but I came 6.9 times just thinking about those mountainous mammary breasticles, I know you will too.

What: Trail you half-wits
Hares: Pearlz of Jizzdom and Family Vibes
Where: Majestic Softball Park (back left corner of the park near shipping containers)
When: 1830 show…1930 Go!
Why: The ever-looming potential of bukkake, sorry no that’s my Saturday. Because beer, I get my days mixed up. Dogo’s welcome, virgins for sacrifice; preparation-h your holes for 2ish T-4ish E miles with all of the mountain terrain you could wish to look at. Hash Cash is $5 and bring a headlamp so you don’t get wacked by blew hole’s massive dong on trail.