TIME: 5:30 show/6:00 hare away (cum early for beer specials!)

BRING: $5 hash cash (plus some extra spending money), a flashlight, whistle, and your best Elvis accoutrements.

DEETS: Cum celebrate the hare’s birthday as we search for The King of Rock & Roll in the streets, alleyways, and (quite possibly) sewers of Sin City.

Don your favorite Elvis sunglasses, jumpsuit, and cape and join us early at the Fun Hog Ranch for Happy Hour (1 – 9 p.m.) where you may enjoy 2 for 1 specials on adult beverages, including $4 big-mug drafts of domestic piss, er.. golden nectar (:

Is Elvis still dead, or will you see his shadow on Sa-TURD-ee?