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LVHHH #1454

2 June 2018 @ 12:00 PM - 3 June 2018 @ 3:00 PM

Trail #1454 – Party On Prick SPECIAL CAMPING TRAIL!!

First of all, thanks to Tunnel for scouring my FB page for the stupidest photo possible. Nice work! I won’t go into what almost happened later that day…

So here’s the Deets:

Show at the Desert Wildlife Refuge Visitors Center at Noon, Go at 12:30. The road from here is dirt, has some washboard, and requires ground clearance but not 4×4. What does that mean? Trucks are best, SUVs will do fine also. Crossovers could do it but it’s going to be very slow going. You will assemble here, consolidate vehicles, and leave your passenger cars here overnight (I asked, it’s okay). You can also make arrangements with truck/SUV owners ahead of time and carpool from Vegas. We’ll sort it out as it gets closer. Not to make a big deal out of it or make it sound scary but make sure your spare tire is aired up and that you have the appropriate tools for a tire change.

The drive from here took me 54 mins but I aired down my tires and hauled ass. I’m guessing it will take you closer to 90 mins. No worries, enjoy the scenery, beerdrate, and bask in not being at work. I may even put together a nice little offroad playlist for you which you can copy from me on spotify…stay tuned…literally!

So you’ll hopefully arrive at camp around 2:00. Lunch is on you. You’ll have a few hours to set up your crap and further beerdrate. Box will open at 4:30 and the pack will go at 5:00. You’ll get to enjoy the shiggy at about 6,000 feet. Don’t worry about it, it’s not a race, remember? Short Bus and I aren’t looking to kill you, the trail won’t be tooooo brutal.

It will be a true A to B trail and I’ve got to schlepp your shit up to circle so pack your B bags light!

Orange food etc will be provided at circle and when we return to camp Short Bus and I will provide burgers and dogs. Let me know if you need a hippie alternative. Only burgers and dogs? Yep, that’s where you come in, it’s a Pot Luck. Easy stoners, that means everyone brings something to share. As it gets closer peeps can post what they’re bringing so we don’t have 15 bags of chips and no brownies!

After dinner it’s up until dawn or 9pm, that’s up to you! I guess it really depends on the quantity of beer at hand. Circle and trail beer will be provided but all other alcohol is on you. So…bring some more beer!

The following morning Short Bus and I will provide some sort of simple grain/high gluten/high carb breakfast option. Could be pancakes (pancakes in spanish is panqueques), or costco muffins, or IDK. From there if anyone wants to organize a pickup hangover trail that’s cool or we can just sit around and drink fuzzy navels. Whateve! After that we will head back to the visitors center. I would anticipate leaving camp by noon.

FAQs:
Q: Is this gonna be like that shitty trail thay you and Have Shit hared last year with all the damned cacti?
A: They don’t call me Party on Prick for nothing! Bring your steel toed boots if you’re worried about it. Otherwise it’s desert hashing as normal.

Q: Are you bringing that damned boombox again with your shitty playlist?
A: They don’t call me Party on Prick for nothing…No, I’ve actually got one that’s much louder. Same shitty music though. But ssshhhhhhh…rumor has it that we might, maybe, possibly have a live music act. Could be a rumor. Don’t hold your breath. Well if Short Bus farts hold your breath but, well you know what I’m saying.

Q: Camping in June? In Vegas? Are you stupid? Really fucking dumb?
A: I’ve been accused of far worse! Like I said, we’ll be at 6,000 feet so it will be much cooler. The day may be warm but the night will be Goldilocks!

Q: Wow, all this fun for $5??
A: Almost! Short Bus and I debated for a long time on this. Hash Cash may split your wallet at $7. IM me if you’re struggling and need a low income application.

Q: Is it going to be fun?
A: That’s up to you! Probably depends on the amount of clothing that you’re wearing!

Q: Did people really ask all these questions or are you just making shit up?
A: What do you think?

Q: Seriously? More?
A: Sorry, it doesn’t take much to get the anxiety going! We’re all good now though, I think all the bases have been covered! Can’t wait to see you there! If it’s a success I’ve got some other cool overnight spots in mind for the future too! Kisses!

Q: Could this get any longer?!
A: That’s what she said.

Details

Start:
2 June 2018 @ 12:00 PM
End:
3 June 2018 @ 3:00 PM
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Organizers

Party on Prick
Short Bus Pile Drive Her

Venue

Desert National Wildlife Refuge
16001 Corn Creek Rd
Las Vegas, NV United States
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