WHAT: THIS IS A MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY ALCOHOLIDAYS HASH so wear your most obnoxious holiday attire/bells/costume/lights/put a bow on your tummy/sprinkle glitter on your head (wsh?)/carry a tree (do SOMETHING, you big wanker). We’ll do a very special Hashy Christmas frolic through downtown Henderson!!! We’ll be our own damn parade (or shitshow, however you want to look at it)! We’ll drink BEER! We’ll sing SONGS! We’ll JINGLE your BELLS! We’ll see CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! We’ll pound the shit out of that long, hard pavement! SANTA’S COMING!!!!

WHERE: Meet in the giant parking lot behind Lovelady Brewing, look for assholes in big socks

GEAR: Headlamp, nubile hash virgins, vessel, thirst for the golden nectar, whistle, Holiday Spirit (or at least the need for a coping mechanism)

DOGGABLE: Yes, but on a leash (just like you like it)

KIDS: NOOOOO unless you want to permanently traumatize them and possibly send other hashers to jail (so just NO)

HASH CASH: $5 dollaaaa (exact change always appreciated)

ON AFTER: Gold Mine Tavern

HO HO HO!!!!!!! I LIKE HASHING. HASHING’S MY FAVORITE.