Wankers & Diddlers!!

This is the era of getting out of the Box… or in this case, the city!! Valley of Fire last week, Jean next week, so for this week let’s enjoy a trip to Beautiful Boulder City!! Weather is warming up… we know you’ll be thirsty, so lets wet some whistles together!

Your hares are very prepared and trail has been thoroughly scouted. We should be easy to catch as we stumble through the wilderness.

Hares: Plan B-Van, Flame Thrower, & Tunnel Of Luv

Location: 301 Arizona St, Boulder City, NV 89005, Head (WSH) East on Arizona until it curves to the right and a dirt area is revealed for parking. (check out Tunnel’s post with picture below)

Cost: $5

Dogs: YES-ish. Scouting revealed lots of glass, there are parts where you can be close to true trail but maintain a safe walking path for the pups however there is still a possibility that your pups could be exposed to broken glass. We strongly suggest taking precautions/puppy shoes for parts of trail.

Kids: Nope – Beerfest+trail+circle not the best combo for the childrens

Bring:
Lights
Spare liver
Shiggy Socks
Virgins
Water
Vessel
Whistle
Virgins
Thirst for the Golden Nectar

If you want to get out there early Boulder City is holding their annual Beerfest in the park. If you opt for VIP early purchase tickets ($45) you can enjoy the festival for 2 hours before trail!! (Your hares will be sufficiently inebriated). If you’re lucky maybe we’ll purchase a beer check from the festival and provide you with something better than Natural Light?

We do not see any Groupon specials yet, but that doesn’t mean it won’t happen. We’ll keep you updated.

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-7th-annual-boulder-city-beerfest-tickets-52923019175

VIP tickets are $45 in advance for early entry at 1pm, or $35 in advance for the 3pm general admission time, until March 29th. Tickets will be available at the event untill we reach capacity. Day of festival tickets (if available) are $60 VIP and $45 GA.