…And Not a Single Fuck Was Given That Day

Cum join the Rat Pack Hash at The Tailgater Tavern on 1/1/2019 to celebrate two decades of New Year’s Day debauchery!*

DEETS: 9:00 a.m. SHOW** / 10:19 a.m. GO

Bring $10 hash cash and a couple packs of AA or AAA batteries to donate.  (AAs are 4 for $1 at the dollar store, or you can buy a brick of 40 at Fry’s for some absurdly cheap price too.)   Don’t have batteries?  You pay $15!  Beyond that, bring your Rat Pack vessel***, a flashlight, virgins, whistle, extra cash****, and a thirst for the golden nectar.

* If you have to ask, you don’t know!
** Cum early for a $3 breakfast!
*** hang tight RPHHH first-timers / start digging in your junk closets old-heads (wsh?)
**** A limited quantity of Rat Pack Hash Haberdashery will be available at Box — Cum early!