Como Estas Beeeches!

It’s Cinco De Mayo! This will be a themed hash where we’ll traverse the Rio Grande as either Mexicans or ICE Agents! So pack your ponchos and sombreros or go full moto in blacked out ICE gear. Regardless of the team you choose, there’s guaranteed dirty water crossings, yuuuuge walls to scale, tequila checks, tacos and we’re all gunna get the squirts! Fun day!

DISCLAIMER: There will be portions of Eagle that require swimming. If you die, it’s your own damn fault. You’ve been warned. Don’t try to cum back and haunt me cuz you were a dumbass.

This will be a nasty trail so bring towels, a change of clothes, penicillin, and piles of condoms (best to double wrap it before getting in the soup).

Hares: Gotta Eat Dick and maybe another wanker or two
Where: TBD (East Side-ish)

5:00pm Show
5:30pm Go!

Bring: $5, whistle, shoes with good tread are a must, extra shoes, vessel, virgins (and a banana if you bring a virgin), flashlight, thirst for golden nectar, maybe a towel or 3.

To get to the box:
You MUST take S. Hollywood (turns into Kodachrome Rd) all the way to start. If you’re only viewing a map it shows roads coming from the south. These are blocked and you can’t get through. Take S. Hollywood all the way down. It turns into a dirt road about a mile before start. All cars should be able to make it there no prob.