Ahoy Wankers, Wenches and diddlers! Grab your booties and prepare to Raise your sails and vessels with Port-a-Pussy, Pokey, Short Bus & Just Jason this coming Saturday on the 15th day of June! Tis sure to be a salty trail in The desert whilst searching for the treasure of the golden nectar! Don Your favorite pirate and/or mermaid attire as we plunder and pillage the neighborhood just west of the strip!

Be sure to bring ID, $$, your whistle and of course, your thirst for the Golden Nectar as this is one treasure we will be certain to find!

Not a wise idea to bring your mutts or little off spring as we may be dropping anchor in a tavern or two!