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Las Vegas Hash House Harriers - Members List
Hash Name Mother Hash Hashing Since Reason For Name
Adios Motherfucker Las Vegas 2008 At the Parrot Head Hash I drank beer, whiskey, rum, vodka, and other stuff then passed out while pissing in Yeastee Boy and Breadbox's backyard.
Alcoholiday Las Vegas 1999 Uhhhh - Betty Ford??
Against The Grain Las Vegas 2007 For a period of time I believed that I was allergic to wheat, therefore no beer!
All Hands On Dick Aloha 2001 Yacht racing, "All Hands On Deck!"… get it?
Ben Dover Ubud Bali 2005 I was named in Columbia by someone who doesn’t understand hash naming obviously – name is Ben, hash name is Bendover. Booooooo. Change my name.
Betty Krapper Las Vegas 2003 Krapped in a flour bag, after haring.
Blueberry Hill-Less Las Vegas Resur-Erection 2004 Named when I bought a tie dyed blue shirt, I ripped off the big gold tag that says "wash before wearing" and put it on and ran in it in the middle of summer. I was hot at the end and took it off; I had turned blue. The hill-less part comes from telling Nero about a surgery I had at 16, hence I came to be known as Blueberry hill-less.
Burning Bush Las Vegas Resur-Erection 1998 Red hair, you figure out the rest!
BVDiva Long Beach 1999 Named after the underwear (BVD’s) and no you don’t want to know!
Camel Toe Ya-Ho! Las Vegas 2007 On the New Years Day recovery Hash, I was caught dry-humping a 10 foot statue of a camel in front of the Sahara Casino (she never called the next day, which makes me feel used). She had nice toes. As for the Ya-Ho part, I'm not sure. Maybe the pack was trying to tell me something...
Chunky Brewster Las Vegas 2006 After helping moby dork setup his virgin 9 mile trail & drank for an hour waiting for the pack to get to circle. While drinking a down-down, i thru-up on the beer cooler.
Cockafeelya Las Vegas 2007 Extreme fear of cockroaches
Corn Dog Daddy Sin City Full Moon 1999 Mustard is the Devil's seed and I don't like dogs.
Count Chockula Agana    
Cream La Queefa Las Vegas 2008 I yelled out that another hasher could queef on command, the pack attached it to me.
Cum Into The Danger Zone Las Vegas 2009 I've been told I look like Tom Cruise when I where my aviators or Oakley sunglasses.
Double Mint Cum Portland 2009 I sing commercial jingles a lot... especially ones from the 80's & 90's for example: the Doublemint Gum commercial.
Eager Beaver Las Vegas 2007 I am very Eager to help the wankers or beavers of LV HHH (VLV) with most any event that comes up.
Gazelle St. Kitts 1997 Jumping and leaping over shiggy...
Gives Good Head Las Vegas 2006 I am a psychologist and I fell and bruised both my knees on a dark desert run.
Glad He Ate Her Rome 1992 Mother hash Rome, named when movie Gladiator came out.
Golden Eagle Las Vegas Resur-Erection 1998 I earned my hash name by being the first female to urinate on a 5-foot statue of an eagle at a Boy Scout camp.
Gerbil Porn Star (GPS) Las Vegas 2006 Owned a porn company, joked in college about designing scuba gear for gerbils
Have Shit/ Will Travel Heartland 1992 I sell SHIT and TRAVEL to do it.
Headbanger Las Vegas 2004 Has trouble walking and following trail without hitting objects. Named for running into a big pole on trail.
High Twattage Las Vegas 2009 I have a magical vagina that shoots lightening bolts!
Hips Don't Lie Las Vegas 2007 Sharon/Karen = Shakira.
Hop-Along Catastrophe Las Vegas 2001 I tend to twist my ankles while running
Hunka Hunka Burnin' Shit Las Vegas Resur-Erection 1998 Got the Hash thrown out of the On-On-On at "The Roadhouse" after animatedly declaring the 300lb. Elvis impersonator was a "Hunka Hunka Burnin Shit".
I Make Cops Cum Las Vegas 2007 my virgin hare was a pick-up hash. with so little experience, i could not predict any potential issue with laying generous amounts of flour on-ons across the entrance of a target/babies r us shopping center. the next day, there was a sizeable response to reports of 'suspicious white powder.' also, i think my nerd last name 'cummings' may be a contributing factor. then again, maybe not...
Kidd Cock Las Vegas 2009 I got my hash name on a Stinco de Mayo pick up hash because I was drunkedly jamming to a Kid Rock song.
Koresh Agana 1993 I led people down the wrong path.
Kracka Osan Bulgolgi 2002 I got my name from.... well meet me and enjoy yourself.
Loo Tenant Izmir 1994 In a Hash party in Izmir, and I got locked in the "loo" for 2 hours. I couldn't open the door. There was radio, candles, magazines, and my beer! So I sat down and enjoyed it in the only bathroom of the party. They had to break the door. Turns out I was so drunk to figure out how to open the door from inside!
Love CAnal Las Vegas 2008 If you have to ask, you don't know.
Martha Fucking Stewart Rude Puss - Allentown 1998 After I moved to San Diego, I had co-workers from Philly in town and did a BBQ for them on the back patio which had a beautiful view. I used cloth napkins, tablecloth, etc. My guests made the comment that ‘God Dude, you moved from Philadelphia to San Diego and you turned into Martha Fucking Stewart – it stuck.
Moby Dork Las Vegas 2006 I am the GREAT WHITE MOBY Computer Nerd.
Multiple Horsegasm Las Vegas 2005 I love horses and I'm multi-orgasmic
Nero Bahrain 1984 Although I've been hashing since 1984, I wasn't named until 1992. I was in the Navy at the time and was stationed in Naples, Italy and we had a toga hash hosted by the Rome hash. As we exited our bus, the native Romans looked at me and pointed and "Nero, Nero." The rest as they say is history!
Nippstik Houston 1998 I was attacked at an On-After by a ferocious, yet beautiful, High Maintenance nipple and all I had to defend myself with was a pair of cooking tongs. I was accused of scarring said nipple for life:)
NutCracker Osan Bulgogi 2001  
Party in my Box Las Vegas 2007 Used to own a company called Box-A-Party
Picture Me Naked Las Vegas 2007 I am an artist, and I pose naked for drawing/painting groups.
Pissonya Ubud Bali 2005 I drank a lot of beer that night (4 beer stops for christ’s sake) and couldn’t hold it so I peed wherever I could: in some bushes on the side of a busy road; out the front of someone’s garden (twice).
Poke-A-Cuntess Long Beach 1996 I can blame Last Train to C*ntsville for my hash presence today. My name is due to the fact that I'm part Indian and Fruit of the Loom graced me with this forever. :-) I have recently transplanted to Las Vegas in May 2006 and have found a great group of people who have made me feel very at home. Thanks LVHHH!
Premature E-Whackulation Las Vegas 2005 I whipped out a gas-powered "Daiquiri Whacker" and made frosty cold drinks early one Sunday morning, after a long, cold night of camping in the woods with the pack. I also offered a Premature Beer Check the day before when the pack raided my Jeep of my personal beer and snacks since I parked right on the flour.
Pubic Bear Agana 1980 I am a hasher blessed with plenty of dark curly hair on my mid & upper body, with the mortal name Barry. Now for the real story: I finished trail several times with a harriette in tow, and pubic hairs in my teeth!
Red Wing Angel Okinawa 1999 While I was enjoying oral sex from a boyfriend, he popped his head up to my surprise with a nasty bloody nose (dry desert climate not from holding his breath), needless to say many felt he could have rec'd his Red Wings from the event (apparent award for giving oral sex while Aunt Flo is in town) and because I only provided an avenue for the event to happen and did not actually get to be a participant (Red Wings requirements not the oral part), I was considered an angel in the whole event. Hence Red Wing Angel, funny story but not so funny at the time!
Sacrificial Clam Las Vegas 2009  
Sad Bastard Hiroshima 1996 Who doesn't love a Japanese school girl.... in uniform!
Shit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me Las Vegas 2008 A pack misinterpretation of "my most embarrassing moment" story. A past girlfriend gagged on my cock while in 69. The pack assumed it was the other end...
Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn Las Vegas 2008 in 7th grade, got caught bringing pr0n to school
Sister Mary Fuck You Las Vegas 2007  
Spear Chucker Las Vegas 2004 I spent idle time lobbing spears with an Atlatl handcrafted by the illustrious WD40 at a LVHHH event.
Special Ed Subic Bay   Name suggested by a former student who considered my radical departure from normal conversation/behavior to be 'retarded'.
Tuna Taco Long Beach 1990 I am Mexican and Japanese.
UFC Agana 2006  
Upchuck and Die San Diego 1985 I was a tool and die maker at work. Chucking up cutters and making steel dies.
Updrunk'd the Junkie Las Vegas 2008 (Updrunk'd) Being held up straight by Koresh and Pokey, staggering down the streets of Palm Springs at Betty Ford highly intoxicated.  (the Junkie) I frequently experiment w/ different nutritional supplements and tend to pawn them on fellow hashers.
WD-40 Las Vegas Resur-Erection 1999 Something to do with being caught loitering on trail with a hasher named Rusty Nuts (Now St. Rusty Nuts.)
Gone but not forgotten…. The old Las Vegas Alumni (either moved, stopped hashing, or fell off the planet)
Airtight Las Vegas 2007 I got my name by telling a story of how one night many many years ago (back in my slutty years), I had more than one encounter with more than one man (not at the same time though). So as a result, they figured that with the few gentleman callers, all possible orafaces would be occupied and no air could get in or out, therefore I would be AIRTIGHT. I have since toned down my encounters and now happily only attend to one very important person in my life, my daughter Amelia
Big Boobs Osan Bulgogi 1988 It's not brief, but... I used to make kind of a lot of mistakes.
Big Gulp Yongsan Kimchi 1999 Got busted banging a hasher named Slurpie.
Bread Box Colorado Springs Pikes Peak 2000 “Attached” to Yeastee Boy.
Cherry Poppins Las Vegas 2004 middle school Health teacher (yes, that includes sex-ed) Thank you Mudrock! :-)
Cunter S. Thompson Las Vegas 2006 Showed up to 2nd hash (which was a Tacky Tourist Hash), in Fear & Loathing/Hunter S Thompson ensemble, since then lived up to name, will drink or do any gonzo thing, at least twice.
Fat Bastard Bel-Scot 1998 Caught and ate “Mini-Me” after a long night of camping, streaking, drinking, and hashing.
Fukko The Clown Orange County 1998 Clown costume worn to Mona Corona & Cheese n' Pecker's Halloween Pub Crawl/post-crawl party. Behavior displayed throughout evening warranted name.
Gay Watch Las Vegas 2000 For helping/saving/ rescuing people (including Victor Victoria) on the 2008 canoe trip.
GI Ho Las Vegas Resur-Erection 1998 You don't even wanna know.
Goes Both Ways Las Vegas 2002 I run with both the LVHHH & the Las Vegas Running Club.
Hot Pussy Injection (Hot P.I.) Las Vegas Resur-Erection 2001 Hot PI was because I always was leaving the night time hashes early because I was cat sitting my girlfriends diabetic cat and had to give it insulin shots by a certain time or it would go into diabetic shock or some shit.
Hyper Cunt Las Vegas 2001 Often more enthusiastic than others… one might say Hyper!
Lost Puppy Emerald Coast 1993 Always looks and gets lost on trail.
Mr. Fuck Face Agana 1993 "Hey, that's MR. Fuckface to you, pal!"
Mudrock Melbourne 1972 Members of my mother hash had trouble with my surname, Murdoch, so I got Mudrock.
Muther Fucker Biloxi 2000 Got caught in a "compromising position" with another hasher's mother.
No Huevos Mosquito County 1998 I got my name climbing over a fence in a construction area on Cinco de Mayo 1998.
Nose Candy Okinawa 1987 I was spawned by Flying Booger and Pick n' Flick, thus the name.
Pay-B4-Pumpin' Emerald Coast 1996 Worked at a gas station.
Penis Coladas San Diego 1990 Named after the Roman God Collotus, which translates into "man with large penis that smells like coconut"
RedLite-KonDuctor Angels City PI 1988 Got my namin’ for stoppin’ security police in Angels City on New Years Eve (taken home by the cops) and still completed the trail.
Rev. Right Hand Las Vegas Resur-Erection HHH 1999  
St Anal's Fire Las Vegas 2008 I fell into a burning ring of fire and got 3rd degree burns on my ass.
Shit Stick Yongsan Kimchi 1992 Not sure where the name came from, HAHA!
Tit-Tat-Ho Las Vegas 2002 I have tits, I had a tat, I was never a ho.
Viking Schmiking, Fuck You Las Vegas 1999 Vikings (Norwegians) are traditionally a hearty, tough, steadfast lot. I, however, am not.
Wet Spock Las Vegas 2007 I am a volcanologist by education, and a serious sci-fi (Star Trek) fan.
Yeastee Boy Colorado Springs Pikes Peak 1998 Likes to make beer and bread. Big time Homebrew dude. Taste my Lake Mead Mead sometime.

 

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