We have visitors that wanna hare! Surecock Holmes, Tastes Like College, and our own Keys To Your Anus will be leading us around town for a boozy shitty trail. More details to cum!

Cum Hash with the ASS! LAST CHANCE to get shown out by guest/visiting Hares in your own backyard Mesa. LVHHH's All Star Hariette/Former Stardust Showgirl of the Year: "Wet Spock" has permitted "PEGZ 2 B Named" of Survivor H3 to parallel her Admiral powered Enterprise as co-hares. Let's share some trail, exercise, liquidity if desired, […]

Cum out and celebrate not 1 butt 2 hasher beerdays! Your hares will both be celebrating another turn around the sun. Trail will be short and wet. On after will be at our wonderful ASS GM Lick It To Beaver’s house pool. 7PM show 730 go What to bring: $5 hash cash head lamp (wsh?!) […]

Cum hash with the ASS. This Friday we are celebrating our fearless GM Lick It To Beaver's birthday with a pubcrawl of sorts through DTLV! Start is in the Gold Spike parking lot. Bring $5 hash cash for an extra stop along the way. 7PM show, 7:30 go Bring: ID $$ Virgins (we love a […]

Theme: Perverted Reindeer and Naughty Elves T'was the trail known as ASSmas and all through the park. All the creatures were screwing so loudly in the dark. The penises were hung, the jingle balls were so bare. The harriettes couldn't help themselves, they all had to stare. That's right wankers, it's time for ASSH3's FIST […]

FRIDAY!! Cum hash with the ASS as your hares, Swinging Butt Pug & Triple F take you on an adventure through the Arts District! Start location: Parking lot of Artifice Start: 7PM show, 7:30 go Bring: $5 Hash cash Headlamp (WSH?) Shiggy Socks Cash ID Lube Virgins (We love a good sacrifice!) Visitors New Shoes

Happy New Year! We’re losing Keys to a shitty new work schedule so cum hash with the ASS as we celebrate the new year and send off our hare ASSH3 style! Start: west end of parking lot KZ Park 7PM show, 7:30 go Bring: $5 Hash cash Headlamp (wsh?) Shiggy Socks Virgins (We love a […]

This Friday we’re taking to the friendly skies! Our favorite flight attendant FFA and her cohare Free Fall Phallus, who like most pilots will probably be drunk before we even start, will take us on adventure of mini bottles and (optional) obstacle courses. So cum hash with the ASS and maybe you’ll get lucky and […]

it's been a while since I've hared and I wasn't planning on doing it this week, but other planes fell through and there was a need, so here we are. bring: $7 hash cash running/walking shoes head(!) lamp virgins