Green Mess: a Sh*tshow for All

Silver Sevens 4100 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Mark it down cum one cum all: March 14-17 of 2024. We are utilizing the Silver Sevens Hotel & Casino for our green mess shenanigans this year. Book your rooms and ask for as much 1st floor pool side as possible. Address: 4100 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas, NV 89169 * There are other spots in […]

SCH3 Green Mess π Day Pub Crawl

Hop Nuts 1120 S Main St, Las Vegas, NV, United States

It's not quite a full moon just yet (we're just past the new moon right now), but this week your tyrant is taking you on a tour of breweries and beer bars in Las Vegas' Arts District as the kickoff event for Green Mess Weekend. Meet up at Hop Nuts at 6 PM. We'll leave […]

LVHHH #1687: Green Mess Saturday Trail

Silver Sevens 4100 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Saturday is a St. Paddy’s hashing day! What $20 gets you: enough booze to drown a leprechaun standing on another leprechaun’s shoulders (pre lube beer/seltzer, mystery brown bag, liquor car bar, beer at the bar, circle beer/seltzers) and food to soak it all up at the end. There will be spankings on trail! By very […]

Green Mess HSWT Birthday BASHHH

Silver Sevens 4100 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

The Green Mess lives and so does Have Shit Will Travel! Cum celebrate both on St Paddy's Day in the "Safety Third" manner we all love. Riding bikes, under the influence on busy Las Vegas highways! Green Mess Weekend Rego link is below but is not required for the BASHHH. Please join the weekend if […]

LVHHH #1688

Hemenway Park 401 Ville Dr, Boulder City, NV, United States

SATURDAYYY is a hashing day! Is everybody happy?? (You bet your ass we are!) It's been a long time since we've done a boulder city trail, so your Hash Floozy, Radioactits has planned a fun shiggy trail for all you wankers. Trail will be A to A, plan for 3-4 miles ish with plenty of […]

Onniversary 2024

McMullan's 4650 W Tropicana Ave #110, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Deets at

LVHHH #1692

Edge of Town Bar and Grille 10490 W Cheyenne Ave, Las Vegas, NV, United States

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there were some hashers, who decided that Saturday is a hashing day! It’s also May the 4th. Bust out your best Star Wars attire and join your hares Radioactits & BMC for a fun trail near Summerlin. Trail will be A to A, expect a […]

LVHHH #1693 – Mystery Hare

Douglas A. Selby Park 1293 N Sandhill Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Saturday is a hashing day, and so it shall be! Cum dance on the border of Vegas City Limits!! You are guaranteed to see one or two hares/harriettes you have not for awhile... Start: Pack should meet at Douglas A. Selby Park on the NW corner of the bridge (off Walnut).  The trail will have […]

2024 24-Hour Pub Crawl

4 Mile Bar 3650 Boulder Hwy, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Shut up,'re fine. :)

SCH3 #179

Mahogany Grove Campground 36.3122,-115.6185

Keys To Your Anus is celebrating 33 orbits around the sun this weekend...and it happens that there's a full moon, so come up to Mahogany Grove Campground (on the road between Kyle and Lee Canyons) to chase after her on what should be a cool mountain evening.  Bring the usual: $6 hash cash, the illumination […]