Please cum to the “Shut the F up Shitty” trail. That wanker held it against me I never laid trail… so here you go! Bring a glove (hand warmer type, not condom). I have some to provide, but not many.

In the nick of time, we have hares for the Worm Moon trail. Purdy Lil Pig Fucker and Asshole Suzy will lead us from here to the beer. Meet up at the Whitney Ranch PT's Gold (1540 W Sunset Rd, Henderson) at 6 PM. Hares away at 6:45. Hash cash is being reduced this month […]

Cinco de Drinko falls on a full moon this year...how about some SCH3 shenanigans to celebrate? Meet up at the Double Down for something between a r*n and a pub crawl on and around UNLV. $6 hash cash, as there won't be a place to cook up mystery meat. 6 PM show, 6:45 go. It […]

Cum out to the northeast side for a Hashers Not Trashers trail! We have a target-rich environment on this buck moon, so bring your gloves, trash bags, pick-up implements such as sticks to stab trash, etc. 6:00 show, 6:30 go. $6 hash cash...we'll swap out the mystery meat for an on-after.

We've had a new (well, newly expanded) park in town for a while now, but no trails there. How about we do the first of this month's SCH3 trails there? Virgin territory should put everyone at an equal disadvantage for a pick-up hash. 6 PM show, 6:30 spin the bottle to see who hares first. […]

You know her as Lick It.  Creamy knows her as Beaver.  In honor of the full moon known as the Beaver Moon and the ASSH3 GM, this trail is all about the Beaver.  We love her and the full moon.  Join us for shenanigans and debauchery as only SCH3 can provide. 6 PM show, 6:30 […]

It's been a little while since we've had a pub crawl, so why not have one in the Arts District? Meet at Able Baker at 6 PM. We'll head out (wsh?) to the next stop around 6:45 or so and proceed from there. No hash cash needed...pay as you go at each stop.

Hear ye! Hear Me! Due to me, Creamy, being a noob to LVNV, and the SCH3 Tyrant being a nonracist(!), the fact this SCH3 trail was the same day as some marathon thing, the detrails are different, and are as follows: We WILL BE PROVIDING A BEER CHECK TO OUR RACIST comrades performing such shenanigans. […]

It's not quite a full moon just yet (we're just past the new moon right now), but this week your tyrant is taking you on a tour of breweries and beer bars in Las Vegas' Arts District as the kickoff event for Green Mess Weekend. Meet up at Hop Nuts at 6 PM. We'll leave […]