Welcum all YFF to the ASSH3 Trail #28,

The FASS (Fast ASS) trail with your hares: Just Lacey, Dunkin’ Deez Nutz, and The Shituation.

This is an A-A trail beginning in the Silverado Ranch area.
Start/End
PTs Gold
10520 S Las Vegas Blvd
Las Vegas, NV 89183
Happy Hour: 5-7 PM – 50% off drinks

Hare Lies:
a. This trail will be approximately 6 to 8 miles long with a lot of long, straight stretches for you pavement pounders
b. The moonlight will pave the way for trail and glisten like Pearlz’s bald head (wsh?)
c. We will be using a lot of blue chalk

This will be a FASS trail with beer…beer….wait, maybe a shot check, but, there will definitely be beer! We welcum all you ASShats, diddlers, wankers, masturbators, incompetent, half-minded, racists to come and join us.

Bring:
Hash cash – $5
Vessels
ID & $
Whistles
Flashlights or lights
Virgins/visitors
Thirst for the golden nectar

ON-After – Stoned, Shanaynay & Snow’s Blackbelt Karaoke party! Beginning at 9 PM.
Paradise Pub
955 Grier Dr.
Las Vegas, NV 89119