What’s a bash you might ask, is it an action with a bat?
A foray with a cat? A trifle with a truffle or an arch decorated with ruffles? Nay, tis none of those things, but it is sort of a fling. A bike can be road, bring a tire so you don’t have to be towed.

We will sing songs in honor and on-her of our dearest Pokey, many more lines and this rhyme will be hokey. Get your sweat on in your ugliest sweater, tightest stockings and prepare for the bestivus of festivus. Dressed in (in)appropriate attire, we’ll end the night by the fire….in our pants.

Hares: Poke-A-Cuntess, Matthew McKindagay, & Tunnel Of Luv
Location: TBD, but start will be close to Pokey’s house on the west side/south Summerlin area
Trail: A-A BASH Extra bikes are available, but limited
Theme: Ugly Sweater or other seasonally festive attire plus a helmet
Cost: $5
Dogs: Nope, not even wonder hash dogs
Kids: Nope
Bring:
Bike
Helmet
Lights
Bells
Whistles
Vessel (less clean up for Pokey)
Festive holiday attire
Thirst for the Golden Nectar
Virgins
Christmas Spirit
Hashy Spirit
Ghostly Spirits
Hanukkah spirit
Kwanzaa Sprit
Grinch Spirit… can be left home