Your hares will be Short Bus and just kit
Hash cash $5
Dogs: Maybe, on a leash
Kids: No
Theme: TUTU, Desmond or Ballet

Cum one, cum all, wait scratch that . . . Cum 1, cum tutu, the great and wonderful TUTU Hash will dazzle and amaze you all. Failing that it will disappoint and bore you. There will be special prizes, unusual events. Expect a challenging yet urbane trail and get to know somebody unexpectedly.

Bring vessels, flesh lites, tutu’s, your thirst for the golden nectar, thirst for other nectars, virgins, visitors, traveling Russian ballet dancers, and low expectations.

Prelube at Paradise Pub starting as early as 2:30 unless you show up earlier or later.

On after will be a mystery easily solved. Happy 2/2 ya’all. See you there . . .