“There are deep places in this world, Dildo Saggins, and they’re all meant to be explored.” – Handjob the Clitgod

Bring yourselves on out to the Bike Rental Store in front of Lake Mead Boat Storage because we’re going on an adventure! There will be waterfalls, ginormous holes in the ground, and even erotic, err umm, exotic terrain!

Turkeys – ~3.5 miles
Eagles – Good luck!

DO NOT PARK INSIDE THE GATE! It will be shut and locked at 7pm. We can park on the roadside just up from the store and also in one little dirt area that can accommodate roughly 8-10 vehicles next to the gate. Pre-lube will be at the beer garden at the rental shop.

Bring:
– Hash cash ($5), You pay now!
– Vessels
– Whistle
– Head (wsh?!) lamp
– Visitors
– Virgins
– Thirst for the golden nectar