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ASSH3 #67: Aliens probe butt holes
27 August 2021 @ 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM
It would appear there may be 20 million visitors in us this weekend so this trail will be alien themed or some shit. Maybe I’m just hyper alert to all the visitors because I’m scheduled to hare, who know what goes on in this head. Anyways, The Shituation here to fuck you up and get you fucked up.
There will be pools on this trail. Bring a bathing suit or a birthday suit. Or don’t swim, I don’t care, I’ll be busy basking in how awesome the water feels on my glossy shimmering naked skin. Bring all your usual hashy shit and probably some money for whoever hash cash is.
oh and a crew of maybe 82 people are hoping for a Sunday trail. Maybe someone else wants to put something together for that? I can’t, I’ll be busy praying and working at our local food drive.
More details to cum. This is merely a fucked up place holder, just like your asshole will be when the alien spaceship lands.