Wankers and Diddlers Happy Chinese New Year!!! If you like HOT cock this must be your year. We have Three cocky hares to use and abuse…One Asshole Hare… One Virgin Hare… last but not least One Cockless Harriet. Consider joining us to watch the shit show commence.

This trail may not be the rockiest, moistest, or shiggiest this year, but it certainly will NOT be the shortest (why settle for a short cock… I mean trail) On that note… lets not forget to wish Just Will a hashy birthday! There will be beer (BEER!) There will be soup (SOUP?) and There will HOPEFULLY be a heater cause it fackin cold out (add Scottish accent). Do NOT forget your warm gear, and something to illuminate the way. It gets dark, cold, and dangerous quickly.

Hares: Just Will, Just Joey, and Tunnel Of Luv.

Bring: $5, flashlight, virgins, bewbs, fire cocks, Vessel, whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash), thirst for the golden nectar, and VIRGINS!!!!

Show: 3:00 pm
Go: 3:30 pm

To the box: Park along the street at the end of the park, in the park parking lot, etc. Box is north of the park in the shiggy!