Calling all Wankers and Diddlers…

Cum one Cum all to the first official LVHHH (vlv!) trail of 2016 (ok maybe it’s the second if you count Rat Pack). Your harriettes Poke-A-Cuntess and Tunnel Of Luv bring you a shiggytastic experience which will have you shivering with excitement, or it might just be the weather, either way you are guaranteed to have a good time getting dusty in the wild wild east of Henderson!

Weather is expected to drop to the mid-thirties once the sun sets… be prepared.

Trail is dog friendly (unless we take a wrong turn, and if they can handle the cold)

Things to bring

• $6 (exact change always appreciated)
• FLASHLIGHT, Cranium Lamp, Light up Pants! (yes, really, it gets dark early these days)
• Whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash!)
• Water
• Virgins
• Vessel
• Dress shoes… no actually shoes with a good grip.
• SHIGGY socks
• Visitors
• Thirst for the golden nectar

Misdirections

Get in my box:

• Take 215 East til the freeway ends and turns into Lake Mead. OR take the 95 South and exit on Lake Mead Pkwy.
• Travel along E Lake Mead Pkwy (about 4 miles) to N Pueblo Blvd, turn Right or East, Travel south on N Pueblo Blvd, turn left at Essex Ave.
• Pavements ends at Essex & Magic Way, continue another ½ mile on the fairly maintained dirt road til you come to a large water cylinder.
• Should be plenty of parking at the end of the dirt road.

NOTE: If you have a smaller non dirt friendly vehicle park at Magic & Essex and hitch a ride in. If you plan to park on pavement please let one of us know.