1337 G33K TR41L

If you don’t know how to read the above, ask one of the IT guys at work to translate.  It’s trail #1337, so it’d be a crime for it not to be a geek-themed trail.  Draw costume inspiration from sources like Revenge of the Nerds, The IT Crowd, The Matrix, or something else I didn’t think up when I was writing this.

Misdirections: get off the 215 at Las Vegas Blvd, head south (wsh?) to Warm Springs Rd, then head west.  RePete’s is on the north side of the street; if you cross the 15 overpass, you’ve gone too far.

Things to bring: $5 (ECAA*), whistle (ALHIAHH**), virgins, visitors, flashlight, water (starting to get warm again), and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Pocket protectors, propeller beanies, slide rules (get off my lawn!), and HP-48s are among the things that would be theme-compliant, as would certain T-shirts.

* Exact change always appreciated. Break your $20s!
** A loud hash is a happy hash!