Cum one, cum all to Tunnel of Luv, Gotta Eat Dick and Matthew McKindagay’s LUUUUV Trail! The thick and wide pack will skillfully penetrate the densest of shiggy; scaling peaks and valleys, hugging curves, and sliding through deep, dark, steamy, tight places. You’ll know you’ve hit the right spot when you’ll be greeted with all hash’s foamy, liquidy, goodness that your face can handle! And remember, what doesn’t go in you, goes on you… anyway, Cum blow your loads with us! Dress up in your pinkest of attires and get ready for an awesome trail!

Bring: $5, whistle, shoes with good tread are a must, extra shoes, vessel, virgins, flashlight, thirst for golden nectar, maybe a towel

To get to the box:
Arroyo Grande Sports Complex – 298 N Arroyo Grande Blvd
Park your ride at the little league fields off Santiago Dr/N. Arroyo Grande Blvd look for the box in the ravine east of the parking lot. (subject to change upon final scouting)

Bring $ for On-After