Come ye to close to Las Vegas’ Arts District, you bet your gingerbread cookies we’re going to have a festive time!

Where: Circle up at empty lot at the NW corner of E Oakey Blvd and S Main Street… coordinates listed in “LOCATION”… I’ll post a picture in the comments for those who do better with pictures. Free street parking available in the area. A to A hash.

What to Bring: $5 and money for bar stops, lights (preferably the holiday kind), and wear your holiday best… whatever damn holiday you want to celebrate! Christmas? Kwanzaa? Hanukkah? International Refrigerator Awareness Day? Who gives a shit! Have fun! We are going to parade you around so your efforts (or lack thereof) are revered and appreciated/mocked. This is a good trail for virgins so you don’t break them on their first hash.

More Words: There will be a big group photo op on trail, but don’t worry it will be closer to the beginning before your face looks sloppy. There will be some sort of holiday shot on trail you’ll probably regret later on. Think of this as a shorter hash with some pay-for-your-damn-self bar stops along the way. That way if you wanted a pub crawl you’ll be disappointed, and if you wanted a long hard painful r*n you’ll also be disappointed.