The week before everyone gets VD, pre-emptively get all wet down there on trail! Get romantish at the booze check you say? I SUPPOSE! Expect shiggy, expect mud facials, expect alcohol? PERHAPS! Expect a change of clothes, extra shoes and AXE body spray? I GUESS! Expect to leave your dignity at home? COULDN’T HURT!

Also bring $5, a flashlight, a whistle, a virgin, a thirst for the golden nectar and YOUR HASHY SELVES!

Please slide into the hare’s PM’s if you have any questions!