Happy Day after V-Day where all the chocolates and candies are half off! Don’t forget to get your sweetheart some of that discounted goodness on your way to trail to show them how much you really care!

I’m sure Cupid did none of us any flavors so this trail is your opportunity hunt them down and make em pay for their crimes! If you want to get with the theme show up in your best valentines hunting gear or just wear some red or hearts n shit.

Bring:
Hash Cash $5
Your Valentine
Virgins
Vessels
Extra Shoes
Love for the Golden Nectar
Love Poems
Virgins

Here are a few lines that might help this weekend:
You’re just like Bacon, Beer and Chocolate – You make everything better!
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Love is a fire. But whether it warms your heart or burns down your house you can never tell
Love is a lot like gas, if you have to force it… its probably just shit
I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Vodka costs less than dinner for two.
If you love someone, set them free… but keep their Netflix password
You are my favorite pain in the ass
Sorry I won’t be giving you my heart this year, but I DO have another throbbing organ you might be interested in…