Wankers, diddlers, virgins, and Vegas valley visitors, the Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (Viva, Las Vegas!) is open for business!

WHEN: 5:00 Show/5:30 Hares Away.

WHERE: In the foothills of the McCullough Range, beginning at Madeira Canyon Park (down south, in Anthem).

HARES: Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Shit and one of the birthday girls, Golden Eagle.

TRAILS: Too get your butts back into tip-top hash-shape, turkey and eagle trail options will be available. Both trails will go up into the hills and are rigorous. Hunka Hunka is laying the eagle. Choose wisely.

BRING: $5, a whistle, water (it’s summer!) and all of the social distancing sh!t that Title 18 Section 2423 pinned in his post below.

GIVE-AWAY: Pack members will receive a COVID-19 CumBack Hash Care Kit at Box. This kit will contain items that you may find useful on trail. You may want to bring a backpack or hydration pack in which you can store a few items.

OnOn! HH & GE