Trails
LVHHH #1538
Runnin' Rebel Plaza 4550 S Maryland Pkwy, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesHips Don't Lie's and Pokey's Birthday R*n
LVHHH #1539
BFE #1539 36.151361,-115.153917Come ye to close to Las Vegas' Arts District, you bet your gingerbread cookies we're going to have a festive time! Where: Circle up at empty lot at the NW corner of E Oakey Blvd and S Main Street... coordinates listed in "LOCATION"... I'll post a picture in the comments for those who do better […]
LVHHH #1540
BFE #1540 36.269917, -115.565278Dir. to trail: Take 95N to Kyle Canyon Rd. exit toward Mt. Charleston. Follow Kyle Canyon Rd. roughly 15 miles until you see the sign for Middle Kyle Canyon Administrative Site. Turn off there and park in the empty lot behind the sign. This is an A-B trail, NOT WALKABLE BACK TO START. So please […]
RPHHH #21
Blue Hawk Tavern 11997 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesRing in the Year of the Rat and r*n off the previous night's drunkenness (or keep it going...we won't judge) in the far south of town. Show up early for breakfast specials (see below), then get the shitshow under way. 9:00 show, 10:20 go. Bring $13, a pack of batteries (AA or AAA), virgins, visitors, […]
LVHHH #1542
BFE #1541 36.014767, -115.025281Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt Em and Port-A- Pussy in celebrating 100 years of Prohibition! We will be traversing back roads and Hills! Avoiding the Pinkertons and frolicking amongst Ole […]
SCH3 #159
BFE #1539 36.151361,-115.153917First Sin City trail of the new decade! Follow the hare on a r*n through the Arts District, stopping along the way to sample the available golden nectar. Breaking out the grill in this part of town probably isn't wise, so bring $6 for hash cash, flashlight, whistle, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the […]
ASSH3 #30
Craig Ranch Regional Park - East Entrance 36.242864, -115.144717Bobby Homo’s 3pk 4 Loko 5K In order to participate in the Four Loko 5k, provide your own Four Loko in lieu of paying hash cash. If you don't bring Four Loko, it's $5 hash cash. Bring 3 cans of Four Loko... can you really say you lived if you don't Four Loko 5k the […]
LVHHH #1543
Bad Beat Brewing 7380 Eastgate Rd Ste 110, Henderson, NV, United StatesShitty Kiddy's about to complete another orbit of the sun. Cum down to the Henderson Booze District for a little bit of a run to mark the occasion. 3 PM show, 3:30 go. Bring the usual: $5, virgins, visitors, whistle, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Bring $$$ and ID, too.
LVHHH #1544
BFE #1544 7166 Arville St, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesThe SHITuation, Dunkin' Deez Nuts, and Grandma's Lil Fluffer bring you a fun flat terrain party trail. It's GLF's birthday and we gotta do it up! We've done all sorts of hills and shiggy lately right? Take a break and join us for a pavement pounder with some short jaunts in the sand. Some weird […]
ASSH3 #31
Olympia Sports Park 4885 Starr Hills Ave, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesHares- Just Melissa & Blew Hole Where- Olympia Sports Park When- 7 show, 730 go Words from your hares: bring $5, a thirst for golden nectar, a virgin, your doggos, warm clothes, a light source. 2-4 mile trail to get your weekend started. On after TBD