Cum one and cum all to the Aquarius Birthday Trail. We shall dance and prance into the desert wilderness to celebrate the time of Aquarius. We have several Aquarius peeps […]

Calling all Diddlers and Wankers to celebrate a virgin Harriette's B-day. Cum pop her Harriette cherry with this Valentine (or F*ck U Cupid) trail. Be festive and wear your Valentine […]

Trishapalooza returns!

Last 3 PM trail of the season!  Meet in the southeast corner of the parking lot.

See https://www.lasvegashhh.com/onniversary-2021/ for details.

Cum join Coyote Ugly, Eager Beaver, and Pokey as we jaunt through the Eastside of the Strip.  Free parking at Ellis Island and cheap prelube drinks at the main bar.  […]

Yer captains Damn Near Kilt Em and Short Bus Pile Drive Her, along with first mates Poke-a-Cuntess and Port-a-Pussy, are ready to lead you on a voyage into Davey Jones' […]

We promise to get you nasty, sweaty, and stinky!  Visitors are welcumed, but Berserk Burke is not a walkers' trail. It will be hotter than hell and at least 12 miles […]