LVHHH #1531

BFE #1531 35.979053, -114.861689

Hares: Alcoholiday & Zip Lock'd Cock Misdirections to start: From Las Vegas, take the 95 South to the Boulder City exit. Then follow Boulder City Parkway straight until you reach the Taco Bell. Make a left onto Yucca Street. Take Yucca up to the Bootleg Canyon Park entrance, go through the roundabout and turn into […]

LVHHH #1532 – World Peace Through Beer

Michael T's Steaks, Ribs, & Burgers 7315 W Warm Springs Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Peace motherfuckas Peace! In this world of turmoil, disagreement, and constant drama, today we want to celebrate our friendships, the enjoyment of hashing, and our love for the treasured nectar we call beer. BRING $10 for HASH CASH ($5 with License to Hash), vessel, whistle, virgins, and flash light. Wear your favorite beer and peace […]

LVHHH #1533

end of College Dr 35.983783, -114.963347

Hares: Takes it in the Parhump, Teeny Weenie Wine Weenie, and Dunkin Deez Nuts Directions: Take the 95/93/515/I11 toward Boulder City and take the 2nd to last exit, College Drive. Take a right/south, and drive a half mile or so to the end of the road, look for shenanigans...

ASSH3 #28

PT's Gold - Las Vegas Blvd & Cactus 10520 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Welcum all YFF to the ASSH3 Trail #28, The FASS (Fast ASS) trail with your hares: Just Lacey, Dunkin’ Deez Nutz, and The Shituation. This is an A-A trail beginning in the Silverado Ranch area. Start/End PTs Gold 10520 S Las Vegas Blvd Las Vegas, NV 89183 Happy Hour: 5-7 PM - 50% off drinks […]

LVHHH #1534

BFE #1534 NV-160 and Cottonwood Valley Rd, NV, United States

A to B, shiggyrific trail, turkey will be about 4 miles. Torch and shiggy socks or pants are highly recommended. Bring $5, a well-vetted virgin, a whistle, and a thirst for the golden nectar. To get to the box, take your favorite route to NV Hwy 160 (Blue Diamond Hwy.) and go west to the […]

LVHHH #1535

Charlie Frias Park 36.104105, -115.210672

I guess you guys did my trail last week god damn it. That's what I get for being a backslider... New location! So Shiggy in the Shitter has been playing that Red Dead Redemption game again and now he's got it in his head that he's a cowboy. He wants to go out into the […]

LVHHH #1538

Runnin' Rebel Plaza 4550 S Maryland Pkwy, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Hips Don't Lie's and Pokey's Birthday R*n  

LVHHH #1539

BFE #1539 36.151361,-115.153917

Come ye to close to Las Vegas' Arts District, you bet your gingerbread cookies we're going to have a festive time! Where: Circle up at empty lot at the NW corner of E Oakey Blvd and S Main Street... coordinates listed in "LOCATION"... I'll post a picture in the comments for those who do better […]

LVHHH #1540

BFE #1540 36.269917, -115.565278

Dir. to trail: Take 95N to Kyle Canyon Rd. exit toward Mt. Charleston. Follow Kyle Canyon Rd. roughly 15 miles until you see the sign for Middle Kyle Canyon Administrative Site. Turn off there and park in the empty lot behind the sign. This is an A-B trail, NOT WALKABLE BACK TO START. So please […]

RPHHH #21

Blue Hawk Tavern 11997 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Ring in the Year of the Rat and r*n off the previous night's drunkenness (or keep it going...we won't judge) in the far south of town.  Show up early for breakfast specials (see below), then get the shitshow under way. 9:00 show, 10:20 go.  Bring $13, a pack of batteries (AA or AAA), virgins, visitors, […]