ASSH3 #28
PT's Gold - Las Vegas Blvd & Cactus 10520 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesWelcum all YFF to the ASSH3 Trail #28, The FASS (Fast ASS) trail with your hares: Just Lacey, Dunkin’ Deez Nutz, and The Shituation. This is an A-A trail beginning in the Silverado Ranch area. Start/End PTs Gold 10520 S Las Vegas Blvd Las Vegas, NV 89183 Happy Hour: 5-7 PM - 50% off drinks […]
LVHHH #1534
BFE #1534 NV-160 and Cottonwood Valley Rd, NV, United StatesA to B, shiggyrific trail, turkey will be about 4 miles. Torch and shiggy socks or pants are highly recommended. Bring $5, a well-vetted virgin, a whistle, and a thirst for the golden nectar. To get to the box, take your favorite route to NV Hwy 160 (Blue Diamond Hwy.) and go west to the […]
LVHHH #1535
Charlie Frias Park 36.104105, -115.210672I guess you guys did my trail last week god damn it. That's what I get for being a backslider... New location! So Shiggy in the Shitter has been playing that Red Dead Redemption game again and now he's got it in his head that he's a cowboy. He wants to go out into the […]
LVHHH #1538
Runnin' Rebel Plaza 4550 S Maryland Pkwy, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesHips Don't Lie's and Pokey's Birthday R*n
LVHHH #1539
BFE #1539 36.151361,-115.153917Come ye to close to Las Vegas' Arts District, you bet your gingerbread cookies we're going to have a festive time! Where: Circle up at empty lot at the NW corner of E Oakey Blvd and S Main Street... coordinates listed in "LOCATION"... I'll post a picture in the comments for those who do better […]
LVHHH #1540
BFE #1540 36.269917, -115.565278Dir. to trail: Take 95N to Kyle Canyon Rd. exit toward Mt. Charleston. Follow Kyle Canyon Rd. roughly 15 miles until you see the sign for Middle Kyle Canyon Administrative Site. Turn off there and park in the empty lot behind the sign. This is an A-B trail, NOT WALKABLE BACK TO START. So please […]
RPHHH #21
Blue Hawk Tavern 11997 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesRing in the Year of the Rat and r*n off the previous night's drunkenness (or keep it going...we won't judge) in the far south of town. Show up early for breakfast specials (see below), then get the shitshow under way. 9:00 show, 10:20 go. Bring $13, a pack of batteries (AA or AAA), virgins, visitors, […]
LVHHH #1542
BFE #1541 36.014767, -115.025281Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt Em and Port-A- Pussy in celebrating 100 years of Prohibition! We will be traversing back roads and Hills! Avoiding the Pinkertons and frolicking amongst Ole […]
SCH3 #159
BFE #1539 36.151361,-115.153917First Sin City trail of the new decade! Follow the hare on a r*n through the Arts District, stopping along the way to sample the available golden nectar. Breaking out the grill in this part of town probably isn't wise, so bring $6 for hash cash, flashlight, whistle, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the […]
ASSH3 #30
Craig Ranch Regional Park - East Entrance 36.242864, -115.144717Bobby Homo’s 3pk 4 Loko 5K In order to participate in the Four Loko 5k, provide your own Four Loko in lieu of paying hash cash. If you don't bring Four Loko, it's $5 hash cash. Bring 3 cans of Four Loko... can you really say you lived if you don't Four Loko 5k the […]