Yer captains Damn Near Kilt Em and Short Bus Pile Drive Her, along with first mates Poke-a-Cuntess and Port-a-Pussy, are ready to lead you on a voyage into Davey Jones' Locker and back!  Prepare to get yer bilge-sucking booties wet and yer gullets filled! Dress appropriately in yer finest pirate apparel, or ye shall be […]

We promise to get you nasty, sweaty, and stinky!  Visitors are welcumed, but Berserk Burke is not a walkers' trail. It will be hotter than hell and at least 12 miles (if not more) through the desert.  You must be pre-cleared to r*n with us on this trail...contact the hares with why you are stupid enough to […]

Happy Birthday to us and to you! Wankers and Diddlers, join us for a truly June Gemini trail.  You never know which personality you'll get, but it'll always be an adventure.

*** EARLY START *** 3 PM show, 3:30 go *** Hello all you wankers and diddlers!  Cum one and cum all!  It's once again time for a spectacular 4th of July birthday trail! Join your hares Bonz-I-Bush, Party On Prick, Just Angie, and Grandma's Little Fluffer and other July birthday hashers on a star-spangled hunt […]