Trails
RPHHH #21
Blue Hawk Tavern 11997 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesRing in the Year of the Rat and r*n off the previous night's drunkenness (or keep it going...we won't judge) in the far south of town. Show up early for […]
LVHHH #1542
BFE #1541 36.014767, -115.025281Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt […]
SCH3 #159
BFE #1539 36.151361,-115.153917First Sin City trail of the new decade! Follow the hare on a r*n through the Arts District, stopping along the way to sample the available golden nectar. Breaking out […]
ASSH3 #30
Craig Ranch Regional Park - East Entrance 36.242864, -115.144717Bobby Homo’s 3pk 4 Loko 5K In order to participate in the Four Loko 5k, provide your own Four Loko in lieu of paying hash cash. If you don't bring […]
LVHHH #1543
Bad Beat Brewing 7380 Eastgate Rd Ste 110, Henderson, NV, United StatesShitty Kiddy's about to complete another orbit of the sun. Cum down to the Henderson Booze District for a little bit of a run to mark the occasion. 3 PM […]
LVHHH #1544
BFE #1544 7166 Arville St, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesThe SHITuation, Dunkin' Deez Nuts, and Grandma's Lil Fluffer bring you a fun flat terrain party trail. It's GLF's birthday and we gotta do it up! We've done all sorts […]
ASSH3 #31
Olympia Sports Park 4885 Starr Hills Ave, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesHares- Just Melissa & Blew Hole Where- Olympia Sports Park When- 7 show, 730 go Words from your hares: bring $5, a thirst for golden nectar, a virgin, your doggos, […]
LVHHH #1545
BFE #1545 36.1495730 -115.3284665Missed Rat Pack? Did you get blackout drunk before/during/after and ‘missed’ Rat Pack? Well cum on out for a do-over! We are laying you a culturally misappropriated trail through bea-u-tiful […]
LVHHH #1546
Stephanie Lynn Craig Park 1725 W Galleria Dr, Henderson, NV, United StatesPark on the north side of the park (closest to Russell Road). Bring the usual trail gear.
LVHHH #1547
Pabco Trailhead 36.086393, -114.984907The week before everyone gets VD, pre-emptively get all wet down there on trail! Get romantish at the booze check you say? I SUPPOSE! Expect shiggy, expect mud facials, expect […]