Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt Em and Port-A- Pussy in celebrating 100 years of Prohibition! We will be traversing back roads and Hills! Avoiding the Pinkertons and frolicking amongst Ole […]

Shitty Kiddy's about to complete another orbit of the sun.  Cum down to the Henderson Booze District for a little bit of a run to mark the occasion. 3 PM show, 3:30 go.  Bring the usual: $5, virgins, visitors, whistle, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Bring $$$ and ID, too.

The SHITuation, Dunkin' Deez Nuts, and Grandma's Lil Fluffer bring you a fun flat terrain party trail. It's GLF's birthday and we gotta do it up! We've done all sorts of hills and shiggy lately right? Take a break and join us for a pavement pounder with some short jaunts in the sand. Some weird […]

Missed Rat Pack? Did you get blackout drunk before/during/after and ‘missed’ Rat Pack? Well cum on out for a do-over! We are laying you a culturally misappropriated trail through bea-u-tiful Summerlin in celebration of Chinese New Year. Wear your best knock-off Versace, bring your thirst for the Golden Nectar and exotic libations, a whistle and […]

Park on the north side of the park (closest to Russell Road). Bring the usual trail gear.

The week before everyone gets VD, pre-emptively get all wet down there on trail! Get romantish at the booze check you say? I SUPPOSE! Expect shiggy, expect mud facials, expect alcohol? PERHAPS! Expect a change of clothes, extra shoes and AXE body spray? I GUESS! Expect to leave your dignity at home? COULDN'T HURT! Also […]

Happy Day after V-Day where all the chocolates and candies are half off! Don’t forget to get your sweetheart some of that discounted goodness on your way to trail to show them how much you really care! I’m sure Cupid did none of us any flavors so this trail is your opportunity hunt them down […]

*for English press one, Para español, oprima el dos* Saturday’s a Hashing Day! Want some shiggy? You got it. Want a little urban? Can do. Want a margarita? Wait… dumb question, of COURSE you want a margarita! Cum out and celebrate National Margarita Day with not una, not dos, but tres Harriets pleasuring the Pack. […]

HaveShit/WillTravel and maybe a surprise backslider co-hare plan to make your little hearts leap with joy. Trail starts at WESTERN TRAILS PARK - Warm Springs 3:00 Show 3:30 Go If you want a beverage before trail bring some to share. Bring $5 - A virgin / visitor / backslider or lurker GLOVES Flashlight A Thirst […]

*** EARLY START *** 12:30 PM show, 1:00 go *** Yay Trishapalooza Pajamajam 2020 Part Vegas!! This year there's two! Because twicey is nicey and spicey! This is Part Vegas (part two is Part Reno) Get ready! More Pajamas! More swag! More Trishananagans! More Picture Me Naked! and her co-hare ATG! The Awe-making time when […]